dankmemeuniversity:

sprachtraeume:

sprachtraeume:

I wanna move abroad so bad to the point that I sometimes feel like it would solve all my problems, as if I would not be just as lonely and unloved but in another place

mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
   
3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

• There are no gods here
  
• Do I look like the kind of man who dies
  
• God’s dead and soon we will be too
  
• I thought there were no heroes left in this world 
  

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

• Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
  
• This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
  
• Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
  

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

• God wishes he were me
• One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

gothvriska:

the thot thiccens…

variastrix:

justsomeantifas:

i’m so sick of news articles that look like this 

it builds itself up like OKAY WE FOUND THESE DEVASTATING RESULTS

and then you go in to look and you find it had a sample size of 40 

and then you’re like okay, what was the fantastic difference between these 40 people when sleeping with and without a dog

and the article is like

…so you get through it and you’re like you’re trying to tell me you think this is substantial in any capacity, this 40 sample size 3% difference ass bullshit??????????? you fucking shitforbrick bad at math fake ass science losers?

endpoems:

when you die you go to the mii plaza

gaycortana:

yukio: exists

deadpool: fucking superb you funky little lesbian

twitchytyrant:

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

slimetony:

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

itsbetterthananal:

it blows my mind when high school teachers think college professors are super professional when this is a literal email i got from my stat professor an hour ago

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH